{"product_id":"trending-stitch-people-say-i-cant-multitask-but-i-can-piss-you-off-mmircrxhuhnq","title":"Trending Stitch People Say I Cant Multitask But I Can Piss You Off","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🔥 Welcome to Our Store!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our collection of \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, designed for ultimate comfort and everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our designs are printed directly on the fabric, ensuring long-lasting and fade-resistant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/COLOR%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Color Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/SIZE%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Process and Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo returns or exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e for wrong size choices, as all products are made to order. Please double-check before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf there are any issues with the product, feel free to message us for assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for shopping with us!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MerPOD","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":44994989555814,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-BLK-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":44994989588582,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-BLK-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":44994989621350,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-BLK-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":44994989654118,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-BLK-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994989686886,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-BLK-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994989719654,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-BLK-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":44994989752422,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-WHT-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":44994989785190,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-WHT-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":44994989817958,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-WHT-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":44994989850726,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-WHT-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994989883494,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-WHT-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994989916262,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-WHT-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":44994989949030,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SND-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":44994989981798,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SND-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":44994990014566,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SND-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44994990047334,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SND-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994990080102,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SND-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994990112870,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SND-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44994990145638,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SGY-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44994990178406,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SGY-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44994990211174,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SGY-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44994990243942,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SGY-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994990276710,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SGY-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994990309478,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-SGY-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":44994990342246,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-RYL-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":44994990375014,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-RYL-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":44994990407782,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-RYL-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44994990440550,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-RYL-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994990473318,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-RYL-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994990506086,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-RYL-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":44994990538854,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-NVY-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":44994990571622,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-NVY-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":44994990604390,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-NVY-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44994990637158,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-NVY-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994990669926,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-NVY-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994990702694,"sku":"TSH-NO19377732-NVY-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":44994990735462,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-BLK-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":44994990768230,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-BLK-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":44994990800998,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-BLK-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":44994990833766,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-BLK-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994990866534,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-BLK-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994990899302,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-BLK-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":44994990932070,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-WHT-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":44994990964838,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-WHT-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":44994990997606,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-WHT-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":44994991030374,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-WHT-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994991063142,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-WHT-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994991095910,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-WHT-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":44994991128678,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SND-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":44994991161446,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SND-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":44994991194214,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SND-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44994991226982,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SND-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994991259750,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SND-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994991292518,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SND-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44994991325286,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SGY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44994991358054,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SGY-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44994991390822,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SGY-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44994991423590,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SGY-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994991456358,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SGY-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994991489126,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-SGY-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":44994991521894,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-NVY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":44994991554662,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-NVY-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":44994991587430,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-NVY-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44994991620198,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-NVY-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994991652966,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-NVY-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994991685734,"sku":"SWT-NO19377732-NVY-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":44994991718502,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-BLK-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":44994991751270,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-BLK-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":44994991784038,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-BLK-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":44994991816806,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-BLK-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994991849574,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-BLK-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994991882342,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-BLK-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":44994991915110,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-WHT-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":44994991947878,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-WHT-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":44994991980646,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-WHT-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":44994992013414,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-WHT-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994992046182,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-WHT-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994992078950,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-WHT-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":44994992111718,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SND-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":44994992144486,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SND-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":44994992177254,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SND-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44994992210022,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SND-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994992242790,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SND-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994992275558,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SND-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44994992308326,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SGY-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44994992341094,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SGY-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44994992373862,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SGY-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44994992406630,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SGY-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994992439398,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SGY-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994992472166,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-SGY-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":44994992504934,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-NVY-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":44994992537702,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-NVY-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44994992570470,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-NVY-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994992603238,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-NVY-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44994992636006,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-NVY-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":44994992668774,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-RYL-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":44994992701542,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-RYL-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44994992734310,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-RYL-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44994992767078,"sku":"HOD-NO19377732-RYL-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/7072\/7270\/files\/Trending-Stitch-people-say-I-cant-multitask-but-I-can-piss-you-off-and-amuse-myself-at-the-same-time-T-Shirt-Sweatshirt.jpg?v=1773138410","url":"https:\/\/mernea.com\/products\/trending-stitch-people-say-i-cant-multitask-but-i-can-piss-you-off-mmircrxhuhnq","provider":"Mernea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}