{"product_id":"trending-gnome-im-retired-i-dont-have-to-i-dont-want-to-you-cant-make-mmircnzp1of7","title":"Trending Gnome Im Retired I Dont Have To I Dont Want To You Cant Make","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🔥 Welcome to Our Store!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our collection of \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, designed for ultimate comfort and everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our designs are printed directly on the fabric, ensuring long-lasting and fade-resistant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/COLOR%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Color Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/SIZE%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Process and Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo returns or exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e for wrong size choices, as all products are made to order. Please double-check before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf there are any issues with the product, feel free to message us for assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for shopping with us!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MerPOD","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":44972481904742,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-BLK-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":44972481937510,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-BLK-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":44972481970278,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-BLK-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":44972482003046,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-BLK-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972482035814,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-BLK-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972482068582,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-BLK-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":44972482101350,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-WHT-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":44972482134118,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-WHT-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":44972482166886,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-WHT-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":44972482199654,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-WHT-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972482232422,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-WHT-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972482265190,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-WHT-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":44972482297958,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SND-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":44972482330726,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SND-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":44972482363494,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SND-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44972482396262,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SND-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972482429030,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SND-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972482461798,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SND-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44972482494566,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SGY-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44972482527334,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SGY-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44972482560102,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SGY-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44972482592870,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SGY-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972482625638,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SGY-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972482658406,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-SGY-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":44972482691174,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-RYL-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":44972482723942,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-RYL-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":44972482756710,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-RYL-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44972482789478,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-RYL-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972482822246,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-RYL-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972482855014,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-RYL-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":44972482887782,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-NVY-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":44972482920550,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-NVY-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":44972482953318,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-NVY-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44972482986086,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-NVY-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972483018854,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-NVY-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972483051622,"sku":"TSH-NO21144248-NVY-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":44972483084390,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-BLK-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":44972483117158,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-BLK-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":44972483149926,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-BLK-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":44972483182694,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-BLK-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972483215462,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-BLK-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972483248230,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-BLK-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":44972483280998,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-WHT-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":44972483313766,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-WHT-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":44972483346534,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-WHT-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":44972483379302,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-WHT-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972483412070,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-WHT-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972483444838,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-WHT-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":44972483477606,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SND-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":44972483510374,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SND-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":44972483543142,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SND-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44972483575910,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SND-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972483608678,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SND-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972483641446,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SND-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44972483674214,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SGY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44972483706982,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SGY-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44972483739750,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SGY-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44972483772518,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SGY-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972483805286,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SGY-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972483838054,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-SGY-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":44972483870822,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-NVY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":44972483903590,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-NVY-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":44972483936358,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-NVY-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44972483969126,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-NVY-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972484001894,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-NVY-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972484034662,"sku":"SWT-NO21144248-NVY-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":44972484067430,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-BLK-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":44972484100198,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-BLK-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":44972484132966,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-BLK-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":44972484165734,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-BLK-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972484198502,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-BLK-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972484231270,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-BLK-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":44972484264038,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-WHT-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":44972484296806,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-WHT-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":44972484329574,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-WHT-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":44972484362342,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-WHT-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972484395110,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-WHT-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972484427878,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-WHT-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":44972484460646,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SND-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":44972484493414,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SND-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":44972484526182,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SND-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":44972484558950,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SND-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972484591718,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SND-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972484624486,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SND-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":44972484657254,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SGY-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":44972484690022,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SGY-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":44972484722790,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SGY-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":44972484755558,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SGY-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972484788326,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SGY-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972484821094,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-SGY-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":44972484853862,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-NVY-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":44972484886630,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-NVY-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":44972484919398,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-NVY-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972484952166,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-NVY-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":44972484984934,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-NVY-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":44972485017702,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-RYL-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":44972485050470,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-RYL-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":44972485083238,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-RYL-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":44972485116006,"sku":"HOD-NO21144248-RYL-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/7072\/7270\/files\/Trending-Gnome-Im-retired-I-dont-have-to-I-dont-want-to-you-cant-make-me-T-Shirt-Sweatshirt.webp?v=1773106321","url":"https:\/\/mernea.com\/products\/trending-gnome-im-retired-i-dont-have-to-i-dont-want-to-you-cant-make-mmircnzp1of7","provider":"Mernea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}