{"product_id":"rat-according-to-my-calendar-i-am-not-going-to-give-shit-tomorrow-mmm12w33uoky","title":"Rat According To My Calendar I Am Not Going To Give Shit Tomorrow","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🔥 Welcome to Our Store!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our collection of \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, designed for ultimate comfort and everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our designs are printed directly on the fabric, ensuring long-lasting and fade-resistant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/COLOR%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Color Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/SIZE%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Process and Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo returns or exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e for wrong size choices, as all products are made to order. Please double-check before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf there are any issues with the product, feel free to message us for assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for shopping with us!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MerPOD","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":45100782223462,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-BLK-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":45100782256230,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-BLK-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":45100782288998,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-BLK-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":45100782321766,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-BLK-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100782354534,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-BLK-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100782387302,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-BLK-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":45100782420070,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-WHT-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":45100782452838,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-WHT-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":45100782485606,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-WHT-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":45100782518374,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-WHT-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100782551142,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-WHT-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100782583910,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-WHT-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":45100782616678,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SND-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":45100782649446,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SND-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":45100782682214,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SND-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":45100782714982,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SND-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100782747750,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SND-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100782780518,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SND-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45100782813286,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SGY-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45100782846054,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SGY-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45100782878822,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SGY-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45100782911590,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SGY-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100782944358,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SGY-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100782977126,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-SGY-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":45100783009894,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-RYL-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":45100783042662,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-RYL-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":45100783075430,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-RYL-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":45100783108198,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-RYL-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100783140966,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-RYL-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100783173734,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-RYL-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":45100783206502,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-NVY-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":45100783239270,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-NVY-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":45100783272038,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-NVY-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45100783304806,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-NVY-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100783337574,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-NVY-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100783370342,"sku":"TSH-NO40064749-NVY-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":45100783403110,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-BLK-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":45100783435878,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-BLK-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":45100783468646,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-BLK-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":45100783501414,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-BLK-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100783534182,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-BLK-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100783566950,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-BLK-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":45100783599718,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-WHT-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":45100783632486,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-WHT-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":45100783665254,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-WHT-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":45100783698022,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-WHT-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100783730790,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-WHT-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100783763558,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-WHT-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":45100783796326,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SND-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":45100783829094,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SND-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":45100783861862,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SND-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":45100783894630,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SND-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100783927398,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SND-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100783960166,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SND-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45100783992934,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SGY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45100784025702,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SGY-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45100784058470,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SGY-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45100784091238,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SGY-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100784124006,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SGY-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100784156774,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-SGY-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":45100784189542,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-NVY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":45100784222310,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-NVY-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":45100784255078,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-NVY-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45100784287846,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-NVY-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100784320614,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-NVY-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100784353382,"sku":"SWT-NO40064749-NVY-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":45100784386150,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-BLK-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":45100784418918,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-BLK-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":45100784451686,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-BLK-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":45100784484454,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-BLK-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100784517222,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-BLK-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100784549990,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-BLK-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":45100784582758,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-WHT-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":45100784615526,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-WHT-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":45100784648294,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-WHT-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":45100784681062,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-WHT-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100784713830,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-WHT-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100784746598,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-WHT-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":45100784779366,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SND-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":45100784812134,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SND-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":45100784844902,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SND-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":45100784877670,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SND-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100784910438,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SND-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100784943206,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SND-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45100784975974,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SGY-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45100785008742,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SGY-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45100785041510,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SGY-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45100785074278,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SGY-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100785107046,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SGY-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100785139814,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-SGY-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":45100785172582,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-NVY-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":45100785205350,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-NVY-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45100785238118,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-NVY-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100785270886,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-NVY-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45100785303654,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-NVY-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":45100785336422,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-RYL-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":45100785369190,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-RYL-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":45100785401958,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-RYL-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":45100785434726,"sku":"HOD-NO40064749-RYL-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/7072\/7270\/files\/Rat-according-to-my-calendar-I-am-not-going-to-give-a-shit-tomorrow-either-T-shirt.webp?v=1773309902","url":"https:\/\/mernea.com\/products\/rat-according-to-my-calendar-i-am-not-going-to-give-shit-tomorrow-mmm12w33uoky","provider":"Mernea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}