{"product_id":"original-i-fart-because-its-only-gas-i-can-afford-bear-hoodie-mmircwabzrye","title":"Original I Fart Because Its Only Gas I Can Afford Bear Hoodie","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🔥 Welcome to Our Store!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our collection of \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, designed for ultimate comfort and everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our designs are printed directly on the fabric, ensuring long-lasting and fade-resistant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/COLOR%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Color Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/pub-a888febdfdd94f398c47d78af91ffa50.r2.dev\/image_link_description\/SIZE%20CHART.webp\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Process and Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo returns or exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e for wrong size choices, as all products are made to order. Please double-check before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf there are any issues with the product, feel free to message us for assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for shopping with us!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MerPOD","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":45023297896550,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-BLK-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":45023297929318,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-BLK-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":45023297962086,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-BLK-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":45023297994854,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-BLK-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023298027622,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-BLK-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023298060390,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-BLK-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":45023298093158,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-WHT-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":45023298125926,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-WHT-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":45023298158694,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-WHT-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":45023298191462,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-WHT-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023298224230,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-WHT-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023298256998,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-WHT-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":45023298289766,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SND-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":45023298322534,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SND-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":45023298355302,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SND-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":45023298388070,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SND-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023298420838,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SND-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023298453606,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SND-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45023298486374,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SGY-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45023298519142,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SGY-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45023298551910,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SGY-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45023298584678,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SGY-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023298617446,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SGY-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023298650214,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-SGY-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":45023298682982,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-RYL-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":45023298715750,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-RYL-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":45023298748518,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-RYL-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":45023298781286,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-RYL-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023298814054,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-RYL-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023298846822,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-RYL-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":45023298879590,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-NVY-S","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":45023298912358,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-NVY-M","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":45023298945126,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-NVY-L","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45023298977894,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-NVY-XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023299010662,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-NVY-2XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023299043430,"sku":"TSH-NO99490647-NVY-3XL","price":25.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":45023299076198,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-BLK-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":45023299108966,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-BLK-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":45023299141734,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-BLK-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":45023299174502,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-BLK-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023299207270,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-BLK-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023299240038,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-BLK-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":45023299272806,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-WHT-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":45023299305574,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-WHT-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":45023299338342,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-WHT-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":45023299371110,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-WHT-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023299403878,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-WHT-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023299436646,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-WHT-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":45023299469414,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SND-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":45023299502182,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SND-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":45023299534950,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SND-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":45023299567718,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SND-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023299600486,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SND-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023299633254,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SND-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45023299666022,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SGY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45023299698790,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SGY-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45023299731558,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SGY-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45023299764326,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SGY-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023299797094,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SGY-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023299829862,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-SGY-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":45023299862630,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-NVY-S","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":45023299895398,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-NVY-M","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":45023299928166,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-NVY-L","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45023299960934,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-NVY-XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023299993702,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-NVY-2XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023300026470,"sku":"SWT-NO99490647-NVY-3XL","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":45023300059238,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-BLK-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":45023300092006,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-BLK-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":45023300124774,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-BLK-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":45023300157542,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-BLK-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023300190310,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-BLK-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023300223078,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-BLK-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":45023300255846,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-WHT-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":45023300288614,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-WHT-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":45023300321382,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-WHT-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":45023300354150,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-WHT-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023300386918,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-WHT-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023300419686,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-WHT-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":45023300452454,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SND-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":45023300485222,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SND-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":45023300517990,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SND-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":45023300550758,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SND-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023300583526,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SND-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023300616294,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SND-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45023300649062,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SGY-S","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45023300681830,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SGY-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45023300714598,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SGY-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45023300747366,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SGY-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023300780134,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SGY-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023300812902,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-SGY-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":45023300845670,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-NVY-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":45023300878438,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-NVY-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":45023300911206,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-NVY-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023300943974,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-NVY-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":45023300976742,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-NVY-3XL","price":39.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":45023301009510,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-RYL-M","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":45023301042278,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-RYL-L","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":45023301075046,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-RYL-XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":45023301107814,"sku":"HOD-NO99490647-RYL-2XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/7072\/7270\/files\/Original-I-Fart-Because-Its-The-Only-Gas-I-Can-Afford-Bear-Vintage-Shirt.jpg?v=1773181073","url":"https:\/\/mernea.com\/products\/original-i-fart-because-its-only-gas-i-can-afford-bear-hoodie-mmircwabzrye","provider":"Mernea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}