{"product_id":"i-dont-walk-into-a-dinner-party-and-say-youre-an-idiot-give-me-my-coat-0","title":"I Don'T Walk Into A Dinner Party And Say, 'You'Re An Idiot; Give Me My Coat-0","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e🔥 Welcome to Our Store!\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our collection of \u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts, Hoodies, and Sweatshirts\u003c\/strong\u003e, designed for ultimate comfort and everyday style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Why You'll Love Our Products\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eT-Shirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% cotton – soft, breathable, and durable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHoodies:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – cozy, warm, and stylish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSweatshirts:\u003c\/strong\u003e 50% cotton, 50% polyester – perfect for layering with a minimalist look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Printing Technology:\u003c\/strong\u003e Our designs are printed directly on the fabric, ensuring long-lasting and fade-resistant prints.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🌈 Color Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Check the color chart below to pick your favorite color:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/res.cloudinary.com\/arianna-kelly\/image\/upload\/v1755790595\/shopify\/color_chart_copy_j8tllz.jpg\" alt=\"Color Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e📏 Size Chart\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📌 Refer to the size chart below for the best fit:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/res.cloudinary.com\/arianna-kelly\/image\/upload\/v1755790596\/shopify\/2b03363b4f534e0faf637cff902742ef_tplv-omjb5zjo8w-resize-jpeg_800_696_dqbw4w.jpg\" alt=\"Size Chart\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🛒 How to Order\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCheck the color and size chart above.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eSelect your size and color from the menu.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAdd to cart and proceed to checkout.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e🚚 Process and Shipping\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–3 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Standard:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–7 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUSA Orders \/ Rush:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3–5 business days.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eInternational Orders:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1–2 weeks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e⚠️ Important Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNo returns or exchanges\u003c\/strong\u003e for wrong size choices, as all products are made to order. Please double-check before purchasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eIf there are any issues with the product, feel free to message us for assistance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💖 \u003cstrong\u003eThank you for shopping with us!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"MerneaPOD","offers":[{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":43675855716454,"sku":"TSH9632112WHT-S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":43675855749222,"sku":"TSH9632112WHT-M","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":43675855781990,"sku":"TSH9632112WHT-L","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":43675855814758,"sku":"TSH9632112WHT-XL","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675855847526,"sku":"TSH9632112WHT-2XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675855880294,"sku":"TSH9632112WHT-3XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":43675855913062,"sku":"TSH9632112BLK-S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":43675855945830,"sku":"TSH9632112BLK-M","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":43675855978598,"sku":"TSH9632112BLK-L","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":43675856011366,"sku":"TSH9632112BLK-XL","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675856044134,"sku":"TSH9632112BLK-2XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675856076902,"sku":"TSH9632112BLK-3XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":43675856109670,"sku":"TSH9632112SND-S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":43675856142438,"sku":"TSH9632112SND-M","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":43675856175206,"sku":"TSH9632112SND-L","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43675856207974,"sku":"TSH9632112SND-XL","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675856240742,"sku":"TSH9632112SND-2XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675856273510,"sku":"TSH9632112SND-3XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43675856306278,"sku":"TSH9632112SGY-S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43675856339046,"sku":"TSH9632112SGY-M","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43675856371814,"sku":"TSH9632112SGY-L","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43675856404582,"sku":"TSH9632112SGY-XL","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675856437350,"sku":"TSH9632112SGY-2XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675856470118,"sku":"TSH9632112SGY-3XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ S","offer_id":43675856502886,"sku":"TSH9632112NVY-S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ M","offer_id":43675856535654,"sku":"TSH9632112NVY-M","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ L","offer_id":43675856568422,"sku":"TSH9632112NVY-L","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ XL","offer_id":43675856601190,"sku":"TSH9632112NVY-XL","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675856633958,"sku":"TSH9632112NVY-2XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675856666726,"sku":"TSH9632112NVY-3XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ S","offer_id":43675856699494,"sku":"TSH9632112PPR-S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ M","offer_id":43675856732262,"sku":"TSH9632112PPR-M","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ L","offer_id":43675856765030,"sku":"TSH9632112PPR-L","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":43675856797798,"sku":"TSH9632112PPR-XL","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675856830566,"sku":"TSH9632112PPR-2XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675856863334,"sku":"TSH9632112PPR-3XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ S","offer_id":43675856896102,"sku":"TSH9632112LPK-S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ M","offer_id":43675856928870,"sku":"TSH9632112LPK-M","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ L","offer_id":43675856961638,"sku":"TSH9632112LPK-L","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ XL","offer_id":43675856994406,"sku":"TSH9632112LPK-XL","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675857027174,"sku":"TSH9632112LPK-2XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Light Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675857059942,"sku":"TSH9632112LPK-3XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ S","offer_id":43675857092710,"sku":"TSH9632112ASH-S","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ M","offer_id":43675857125478,"sku":"TSH9632112ASH-M","price":20.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ L","offer_id":43675857158246,"sku":"TSH9632112ASH-L","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ XL","offer_id":43675857191014,"sku":"TSH9632112ASH-XL","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675857223782,"sku":"TSH9632112ASH-2XL","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"T-shirt \/ Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675857256550,"sku":"TSH9632112ASH-3XL","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43675857289318,"sku":"SWT9632112SGY-S","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43675857322086,"sku":"SWT9632112SGY-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43675857354854,"sku":"SWT9632112SGY-L","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43675857387622,"sku":"SWT9632112SGY-XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675857420390,"sku":"SWT9632112SGY-2XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675857453158,"sku":"SWT9632112SGY-3XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ S","offer_id":43675857485926,"sku":"SWT9632112SND-S","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ M","offer_id":43675857518694,"sku":"SWT9632112SND-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ L","offer_id":43675857551462,"sku":"SWT9632112SND-L","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43675857584230,"sku":"SWT9632112SND-XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675857616998,"sku":"SWT9632112SND-2XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675857649766,"sku":"SWT9632112SND-3XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":43675857682534,"sku":"SWT9632112BLK-S","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":43675857715302,"sku":"SWT9632112BLK-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":43675857748070,"sku":"SWT9632112BLK-L","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":43675857780838,"sku":"SWT9632112BLK-XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675857813606,"sku":"SWT9632112BLK-2XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675857846374,"sku":"SWT9632112BLK-3XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ S","offer_id":43675857879142,"sku":"SWT9632112WHT-S","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ M","offer_id":43675857911910,"sku":"SWT9632112WHT-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ L","offer_id":43675857944678,"sku":"SWT9632112WHT-L","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":43675857977446,"sku":"SWT9632112WHT-XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675858010214,"sku":"SWT9632112WHT-2XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675858042982,"sku":"SWT9632112WHT-3XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ S","offer_id":43675858075750,"sku":"SWT9632112RYL-S","price":28.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ M","offer_id":43675858108518,"sku":"SWT9632112RYL-M","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ L","offer_id":43675858141286,"sku":"SWT9632112RYL-L","price":30.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ XL","offer_id":43675858174054,"sku":"SWT9632112RYL-XL","price":31.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675858206822,"sku":"SWT9632112RYL-2XL","price":32.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sweatshirt \/ Royal \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675858239590,"sku":"SWT9632112RYL-3XL","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ S","offer_id":43675858272358,"sku":"HOD9632112WHT-S","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ M","offer_id":43675858305126,"sku":"HOD9632112WHT-M","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ L","offer_id":43675858337894,"sku":"HOD9632112WHT-L","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ XL","offer_id":43675858370662,"sku":"HOD9632112WHT-XL","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675858403430,"sku":"HOD9632112WHT-2XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ White \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675858436198,"sku":"HOD9632112WHT-3XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ S","offer_id":43675858468966,"sku":"HOD9632112BLK-S","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ M","offer_id":43675858501734,"sku":"HOD9632112BLK-M","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ L","offer_id":43675858534502,"sku":"HOD9632112BLK-L","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ XL","offer_id":43675858567270,"sku":"HOD9632112BLK-XL","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675858600038,"sku":"HOD9632112BLK-2XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675858632806,"sku":"HOD9632112BLK-3XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":43675858665574,"sku":"HOD9632112SGY-S","price":33.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":43675858698342,"sku":"HOD9632112SGY-M","price":34.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":43675858731110,"sku":"HOD9632112SGY-L","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":43675858763878,"sku":"HOD9632112SGY-XL","price":36.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":43675858796646,"sku":"HOD9632112SGY-2XL","price":37.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Hoodie \/ Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":43675858829414,"sku":"HOD9632112SGY-3XL","price":38.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0650\/7072\/7270\/files\/download_6e97f969-1f91-449c-b9a2-751509db02bb.jpg?v=1763731078","url":"https:\/\/mernea.com\/products\/i-dont-walk-into-a-dinner-party-and-say-youre-an-idiot-give-me-my-coat-0","provider":"Mernea","version":"1.0","type":"link"}